SEX AND THE AUTOMOBILE
Sex drive and automobile drive are closely related. The only difference is that in a normal automobile drive there is usually one driver at the wheel while in a sex drive should have two drivers. It is true that sometimes a backseat driver has influence over the automobile drive and also that in many sex drives there is only one driver with a sometimes reluctant passenger taken for the ride.
Let us look at the similarities between the drives.
Some drives are simply to get from point A to point B.
Some drives are fast and some are slow.
Some people hate to drive.
Some people just don’t want to leave the safety of their cubicle and travel.
Some are afraid to drive because they fear accidents, injuries, pain.
Some had bad experience driving and are afraid it will repeat.
Some drivers are good, some are bad,.
Some are inexperienced, some are reckless, irresponsible.
Some drivers change personalities behind the wheel.
To enjoy the scenery and the pleasure of the drive one must drive slow .
There are drives to new and beautiful sceneries not seen before.
There are trips one never wants to take again.
You can drive through storms and bad weather yet feel safe in your car.
You may start a trip even when you know bad weather, snow or ice may endanger you.
After driving for a while it is good to stop and refuel.
Some drives are uphill, difficult but reaching the top there is a new horizon.
New cars are alluring and expensive.
Some drivers rather rent a car for a trip than use the old family sedan.
Some trips never end, others don’t last.
All trips have ups and downs due to conditions beyond control of drivers.
The success of the trip depends on the driver.
Some take pride in their car, some don’t care.
A bigger, more expensive car does not necessarily make the ride better.
A well preserved old car gives as much pleasure as a newest model.
