INNER PEACE ANYONE? (CHANGE OF PACE...)

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we
all could use a little more calmness in our lives. By following the
simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner
peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all
the things you've started and never finished."

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving this morning, I finished off a bottle of
Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's Bristol Cream,
a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my old Prozac
prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of
chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.  ¶ 2:52 PM